Comparing Men and Women is like comparing Constipation and Diarrhea.
One is immensely stubborn while the other highly unpredictable
One is very rigid as the other is extremely flexible
One causes suffering and the other eases discomfort
One causes a lot of bloodshed as the other cleanses the system
One is excessively slow while the other is tremendously swift
One thrusts and the other squirts
One ‘drops’ bombs as the other ’sprays’ lies
One gets physical quickly while the other merely repeats itself over and over again
One is cold while the other is warm
One gets hard while the other gets wet
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