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Porn Moves You Should Never Use

(leave it 2 the PORN STARS)

The Dick Slap

Male porn stars seem to have a compulsive need to slap their members against things. One possible explanation for the porn actor grabbing his BARANG and banging it against a woman’s butt, breasts or face is that it helps him stay hard; essentially, acting as his own "fluffer" during the scene. Perhaps it could also be a method of degrading his partner by slapping her in the face with his powerful BARANG. No matter the reasoning behind it, this is a porn move you should never use in real life -- at least not without due warning and the right partner. If you’re having trouble staying hard, give yourself a few strokes with your hand or, better yet, ask her to help you out with her mouth.

The Facial

In porn movies, the most important scene is the one that contains the “money shot.” The moviemakers know their viewers want to see the moment of orgasm, and they usually want to see it all over the woman’s back, butt, chest or face. First of all, you should never, ever ejaculate anywhere on your partner without giving her prior warning. Also, the average girl does not like ejaculate on her face -- back, butt and breasts, fine. However, getting seminal fluid in the eye is not a good feeling, and it takes forever to get it out of her hair, so be considerate and make sure this is a porn move you never use in real life

Deep Throat

Porn actors like to get their entire penises as far down the throats of their costars as they possibly can. deep-throating is not high on the list of things they love to do. If a deep-throat blow job is what you’re after, you must talk this over with your girl first. Shoving your BARANG unexpectedly down her throat will result in gagging and possibly a mess to clean up if she has a weak gag reflex. Porn starts often gag their partners on purpose, but it’s safe to say that doing that to most real women would get you cut off from any further pleasuring.

 

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Sexual protection

Guys have been looking for a way around the condom since the moment of its introduction all those years ago. Sadly, if you’ve opted for the swinging bachelor lifestyle, the condom must remain your sidekick if you’re to remain erect -- and both meanings of “erect” apply. Being safe has never been more important and even discounting the more serious and potentially deadly STDs, no men can be effective with genital warts. It just doesn’t work. Furthermore, while the woman may do her damndest to convince you that she’s clean, that she’s on the pill (etc., etc., etc.), the bottom line is that if you just met her a few hours earlier, the condom still has to make an appearance. Outside of STDs, no statement can ruin a men’s day as quickly as, “I’m pregnant,” so you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and face the facts.